On my the Drama

So yes all kids say funny things. But lately the girls just keep getting funnier everyday.
Here is the situation Bella has a friend over Nicole and they are playing with Abby. Bella loves notebooks and pencils and writes all the time. She calls them all her different diaries or journals. She has a math journal and a friend Diary..etc. So the story begins:
Bella: (comes running in the room): Mom, Abby bit me.
Mom: Abby get in here.
Nicole: (laughing)
Mom: Abby did you bite your sister?
Abby: Yes mom I did but it is because she pushed me.
Mom: Bella did you push your sister?
Bella: Yes, It is because she was trying to read my diary.
Mom: Abby stick your arm out. Now Bella bite your sister as hard as she bit you.
My neighbor looked at me like I was crazy..which I am most of the time ;)
Abby sticks her arm out...Bella bites her...Abby screams and runs away....

Mmmmmm..I think to myself. Are they seriously doing this....
Abby CANNOT read. Bella is missing her top 2 teeth and her bottom 2 teeth. You have got to be kidding me.
Later Friday afternoon I am playing around with the girls and am talking with them. And went over the scene from earlier in the day. When I reminded Bella that Abby can't read and told Abby that when her sister bit her it couldn't have hurt. They looked at each other and started laughing and Abby said Mom we are so silly.

Fast Forward to Monday, I pick up Abby from school and she has her daily activity sheet sent home with her. Her teacher always writes how polite and friendly she is. The bottom said how surprised she was that Abby had READ these words today: I, SEE, A, CAT, DOG, COW, BUG, ICE, PIG. I was bragging on her and than Bella said see mom she can read.